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tlyudacris:

burgerwave:

d0gbl0g:

nyoom

barkour

¿HOW?????????
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xthatoneguyyx:

heard you were talking shit 

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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Sunday, Apr 20   ( 231410, )
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orientesuamente:

Seu maravilindo 😍

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

Saturday, Apr 19   ( 93715, )
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holynipples:

my friend is babysitting my hamster
how do you determine if someone is too old to date?
ASKED BY Anonymous

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

Saturday, Apr 19   ( 49427, )

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

Saturday, Apr 19   ( 54767, )
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That squirrel is so done

entp-adviceorbust:

saaaaaasha:

freida-b-frosty:

littlesapphireknight:

How to get into college in 1983: get good grades

How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger

How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans. 

How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable? 

What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cry

This

Saturday, Apr 19   ( 526490, )

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?

Saturday, Apr 19   ( 241315, )
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kardashidan:

kardashidan:

someone help me im in love

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Saturday, Apr 19   ( 5929, )

ugly:

liking someone who doesn’t like u back is worse than jumping into a pool full of hand sanitizer with hundreds of cuts all over ur body

Saturday, Apr 19   ( 566, )